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[st_ormbreaker]

Where are you? We need to talk.

[st_unaligned]

In my room failing at a Sodoku puzzle. Can those things be any more boring?

[st_ormbreaker]

I know that you've gotten Loki and Tony involved in whatever you're doing.

[st_unaligned]

I wouldn't really say involved. They're just helping me out. I get the feeling there's a "but" or something here.

[st_ormbreaker]

Stop asking the people I care about to help you out. If you need something, come to me.

[st_unaligned]

Hold your horses, Thor. First of all, I'm pretty sure Loki would be annoyed you said that. Are you offering to have sex with me? How would that go over in your relationship? Loki's a big boy, dude.

Tony asked me to help and all I asked him to do was to collect wood because he has that suit of his. He has no idea what or who I am and he just seemed really Keen on needing to help and do something. He was basically a lumberjack, that's all. I'm not into involving humans into my drama.

[st_ormbreaker]

Loki is a big boy, but he is also my brother. There is nothing I won't do to keep Loki safe.

Is there no other way for you to get what you want?

As for Tony, I will consider your word your bond. If you say you will not involve any humans, I will believe you. Do not betray my trust.

[st_ormbreaker]

What's with your boyfriend?

[st_unaligned]

Like, his deal? He's a tall book nerd with a complex to help people in need.

[st_ormbreaker]

Does he have an inferiority complex as well?

[st_unaligned]

Not that I know of?

Why do I get the feeling there's a story behind this question?

[st_ormbreaker]

Loki told me that he would not let you have another boyfriend, but he had no problems with you having as many girlfriends as you wished.

[st_unaligned]

Not girlfriends, just sex partners.

Wait, why did this come up?

Follow-Up

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

Few months belated, but how’d that arch treat you?

Re: Follow-Up

[st_unaligned]

It did it's job. Now I guess the Inn has an arch for... weddings? Other arch-related things?

Thanks again, by the way. It was really helpful.

Re: Follow-Up

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

It's public domain as far as I'm concerned.

I should've followed up sooner. Getting distracted's no excuse for poor customer care. I wanted to say thanks, too. First time getting my hands dirty with wood and now I can't working with the stuff.

Re: Follow-Up

[st_unaligned]

You're welcome. I'm happy I could foster a healthy addiction ;)

Re: Follow-Up

[st_arkravinghazelnut]

I’ve had worse, that’s for sure.

In need of another handyman at all?

Re: Follow-Up

[st_unaligned]

maybe a coffin

For now I'm good. I promise to come to you for all wood needs.

[st_ratagem]

I may have a problem.

[st_unaligned]

Is there burning involved?

[st_ratagem]

Not literally. Possibly metaphorically, as it’s a... personal thing.

For background, Valkyrie and I are sleeping together. Please get any cooing or squish out of your system quickly, then I’ll move on.

[st_unaligned]

I don't coo :P

Though I am jealous I can't join you both

Okay, so, you've been sleeping with someone not to keep them from turning homicidal. Go on

[st_ratagem]

I’ve become extremely fond of her, which as you know is... not ideal, for me. At the very least.

I think she and I are discussing her moving into my room, which seems like an excellent idea as well as a horrifying idea.

[st_unaligned]

Valkyrie is from your world. If anyone knows the kind of person you are, it will be someone like her.

You're worried you'll get attached and then mess it up?