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That's a terrible name. Erase it from your mind!

Or at least swear you won't use it around Thor. I'm likely to get enough shit as-is.

What about Lokyrie?

I promise to reserve your couple name for you and you alone. ;)

Still terrible.

Why do you need one? I haven't inflicted any on you!

A poly relationship kind of makes it hard, especially when two of us have single syllable names.

Bamlly? Sambolly?

See, it's not as cute.

Bally. Or there would just be three different portmanteaus.

I should reject all cute on the face of it, you know.

I've seen you with that red-head. She's cute. Don't worry, I won't reduce your street cred ;)

I feel certain I could punish you if you did.

Promises promises

I could tell you that Valkyrie will now be living in my room. With me. And you no longer need emergency lunch.

Valkyrie is under different rules than you are, but I admit there would be a lot of temptation.

Good enough for a start on punishment, I'd say. Possibly, anyway.

Tempter ;)